I decided to check my e-mail because my mom would call me and yell at me if I didn't. So I open up my e-mail and I got a comment on Myspace. Why I have not cancelled that infernal thing is beyond me. It was a post entitled "R U A REAL MAN". Just warning you, this makes an episode of the Golden Girls look laden with testosterone.
1. A REAL MAN respects his mother and places his family first.
I guess a lot of guys are out on that loop, huh?
2.) A REAL MAN raises his kids, not JUST out of pocket either.
What are you doing sleeping around? You're 14! If the guy is a prick I'd much rather have him send me a check every month than have his lazy ass planted on the couch.
3.) A REAL MAN supports his woman to develop herself.
By doing what? Critiquing her outfit when she asks if it makes her look fat and giving an obviously fake "no" so you won't have to sleep on the couch? Next.
4.) A REAL MAN doesn't worry about what others depict as a real man. Walk in his shoes first and then tell him what makes him A REAL MAN.
Then why are you sending me this list defining what a real man is?!
5.) A REAL MAN doesn't Break Promises
Women break promises too. Why the double standard?
6.) A REAL MAN calls you beautiful, not hot, sexy, or fine as [bleep].Beautiful? Beautiful makes you sound like a pussy. Beautiful is used for describing a painting, not a person.
8.) A REAL MAN CALLS U on a daily basis - NO MATTER HOW BUSY OR TIRED HE IS.
If I got a boyfriend like this, I would kick his ass. I'm dead serious. If I want to talk, I'll call you.
9.) A REAL MAN looks past what he's heard about you or what his friends think of you.
Then it turns out they were right all along and you have to live with the guilt of being an idiot.
10.) A REAL MAN wants to spend as much time as he can with you & won't get sick of you.
A REAL MAN sounds more needy than anything else. If I wanted a friend like this, I'd get a dog.
11.) A REAL MAN comes over just to watch movies with you.
Jaws is a one woman movie. Go away.
12.) A REAL MAN kisses you on the forehead just because.
Most men won't even TOUCH your forehead, what makes you think they'll kiss it?
13.) A REAL MAN doesn't tell you what he thinks you want to hear. He tells you what's real.
"Does this make me look fat?" "Are you kidding?! Hell yeah it does!" And he's on the curb faster than a door-to-door Jehovah's Witness.
14.) A REAL MAN should be treated like one.
Okay, then I can smack him around and he won't even whimper. Real men have balls like that.
15.) A REAL MAN doesn't ask questions when you say you need something... him, sex, or money, a bed to sleep in.
Here's something that pisses me off. If a woman asks for sex, she's a whore. If a guy asks for sex, then he's a smooth player. Guys can be whores too.
16.) A REAL MAN lets others know How He Feels About his Girl.
Then that means A REAL MAN gets ridiculed by his friends for lacking balls.
17.) A REAL MAN doesn't play games!!!!!!!!!!!
This must be very important to earn 11 exclamation points.
18.) A REAL MAN doesn't leave his girl to go and hang out with his friends if he hasn't seen her in a week and then call her at 4 in the morning because he needs some loving.
A REAL MAN wouldn't piss me off by being so clingy.
21.) A REAL MAN Doesn't Judge book by the cover.
Have you noticed all the hot bitchy girls get boyfriends and the ugly nice girls don't? That's because the hot bitchy girls are more attractive, and therefore more valuable the a man's pack of stupid friends.
23.) A REAL MAN knows the difference between a REAL WOMAN and a random girl.
Must I remind you that you are 14 and have slept with five guys? I think you fall under column B.
All females repost this if you agree.
All males repost this if you A REAL MAN
I decided this was misleading, so I changed it.
All females repost this if you want a femmy boy.
All males repost this if you're needy and lack balls.
Send me more chain mail so I can tear it apart.
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