Tuesday, February 13, 2007

Press Circle, Square, Triangle, Up, Left, Select for Salvation!

There's something going that's really screwing with my chi.




A video game which is Christian themed. Not a problem, I can get along with that, Christians deserve their games because the children of hardcore ones are deprived of awesome things like Grand Theft Auto and Halo.




But when a game comes out that says "convert or die" that's when the line has been crossed tenfold.










Thou shalt go forth and moweth all the nonbelievers




Convert or die? Don't we have enough of that in the world already? Don't take my word for it. Just ask CNN, we have fundementalists bombing every living thing that doesn't worship Allah.


Something else you shouldn't take my word for; how misconstrued this game is. Ask Amazon.





The tags don't lie. (Oh wait, sometimes they do). How many doctors, politicians, and other people have we lost to hardcore Jesus-freaks? Or hardcore any-freaks? Way too many. Left Behind Games, however, has a new enemy.



Charles Darwin approved.

That's right, we're not gonna take your kung-fu Bible game. We're playing Counter-strike!

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to make evolution happen.

Convert Leafia

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